Dash Rippington is a two-time Guinness World Record holder, including “Most Rat Traps Released on the Tongue in 60 Seconds.” Creator of the Archer’s Blockhead—removing a hammered spike from his skull via crossbow force—Dash has performed for 32 years at the Maryland Renaissance Festival. A veteran of CoffinBox and Cheeky Monkey Sideshow, he now headlines Dash Rippington’s Dangerously Stupid Show—where glass, steel, and nerve meet.